Tech Reflect
  • Home
  • About This Site
  • Contact Me
  • Search Icon

Tech Reflect

Reflecting on 25 years in tech

Steve Jobs as a cockatiel

Steve Jobs as a cockatiel

2019-05-01

I’m sure I’m not the only one that has wondered what Steve Jobs would have looked if he had been a cockatiel. I was recently looking at my favorite sticker pack, called Coco Bird Emoji Stickers. I found this emoji.

Steve Jobs the cockatiel about to unveil the iPhone 4

I shared this emoji with friends and they all agreed that if he were a cockatiel, he would probably look like this. My good friend Kris Shamloo (probably a made up name) doctored the emoji using his iPad Pro and Apple Pencil (product plug).

Steve Jobs announcing Mac OS X Jagwire.

I realized the original emoji was naked and blind so this updated version was much nicer.

Hopefully at least 3 or 4 people have now had their curiosities satisfied and everyone else has been scared away from this site forever.

Update

Steve Jobs cockatiel (aka Steve Jobsatiel) now talks. I foolishly thought he only squawked.

Steve Jobs the cockatiel delivering a succinct pearl of wisdom.

Related posts:

Desktop Pictures taken by Steve Jobs
This icon is too horsey
Except for getting punched by Steve Jobs…
Steve Jobs: "What an asshole"
The little things Apple misses from Steve Jobs
The power of dopey ideas

steve jobs

Post navigation

NEXT
I am Beaker!
PREVIOUS
Shareholders vs employees

Follow Me

Get Monthly Updates

About Me

25 years in tech. I like to write manifestos. I like to offer interesting tips. I like making fun of things. Everyone copes differently.

Contact Me

My Other Blogs

  • Free Range Parrots
  • Plucky Tree (personal)
  • Little Dinosaur
  • Contact Me

Recent Posts

  • Getting paid to watch porn
  • Is App Library for me?
  • Tim Cook and the SF Gay Pride Parade
  • The first day we printed something in Mac OS X
  • Except for getting punched by Steve Jobs…

Categories

  • analog (1)
  • apple career (11)
  • apple inside (8)
  • apple stories (18)
  • bertrand serlet (3)
  • essays (15)
  • geeky (21)
  • iOS tips (3)
  • macOS tips (37)
  • personal (7)
  • products (3)
  • prototypes (2)
  • scott forstall (6)
  • scripting (1)
  • steve jobs (11)
  • tim cook (1)
  • workplace (14)

Archives

  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • October 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017

Most Liked Content

  • Why I left Apple (2019)
  • Aperture: Senior QA (2004-2005)
  • The last time I saw Steve Jobs
  • Desktop Pictures taken by Steve Jobs
  • How I ended up at Apple (1999)

Get Monthly Updates

About Me

25 years in tech. I like to write manifestos. I like to offer interesting tips. I like making fun of things. Everyone copes differently.

Contact Me

My Other Blogs

  • Free Range Parrots
  • Plucky Tree (personal)
  • Little Dinosaur
  • Contact Me
© 2021   All Rights Reserved.